Black holes in the quantum universe.

A succinct summary is given of the problem of reconciling observation of black hole-like objects with quantum mechanics. If quantum black holes behave like subsystems, and also decay, their information must be transferred to their environments. Interactions that accomplish this with 'minimal' departure from a standard description are parametrized. Possible sensitivity of gravitational wave or very long baseline interferometric observations to these interactions is briefly outlined. This article is part of a discussion meeting issue 'Topological avatars of new physics'.