一位患者致电医学研究部门。

A patient called Medical Research.

作者信息

Furst Tomas, Strojil Jan

机构信息

Department of Mathematical Analysis and Applications of Mathematics, Faculty of Science, Palacky University Olomouc, Czech Republic.

Department of Pharmacology, Faculty of Medicine and Dentistry, Palacky University Olomouc, Czech Republic.

出版信息

Biomed Pap Med Fac Univ Palacky Olomouc Czech Repub. 2017 Mar;161(1):54-57. doi: 10.5507/bp.2017.005. Epub 2017 Mar 14.

DOI:10.5507/bp.2017.005

PMID:28323292

Abstract

We report the case of a patient called Medical Research who presents with multiple life threatening symptoms, including a plethora of false positive results. This paper describes the course of the disease, discusses possible etiologies and offers options for future management to ensure the survival of the patient and that of our civilization.

摘要

我们报告了一例名为“医学研究”的患者的病例，该患者出现了多种危及生命的症状，包括大量假阳性结果。本文描述了疾病的病程，讨论了可能的病因，并提供了未来管理的选择，以确保患者以及我们文明的生存。