With numerous infections and fatalities, COVID-19 has wreaked havoc around the globe. The main protease (Mpro), which cleaves the polyprotein to form non-structural proteins, thereby helping in the replication of SARS-CoV-2, appears as an attractive target for antiviral therapeutics. As FDA-approved drugs have shown effectiveness in targeting Mpro in previous SARS-CoV(s), molecular docking and virtual screening of existing antiviral, antimalarial, and protease inhibitor drugs were carried out against SARS-CoV-2 Mpro. Among 53 shortlisted drugs with binding energies lower than that of the crystal-bound inhibitor α-ketoamide 13 b (-6.7 kcal/mol), velpatasvir, glecaprevir, grazoprevir, baloxavir marboxil, danoprevir, nelfinavir, and indinavir (-9.1 to -7.5 kcal/mol) were the most significant on the list (hereafter referred to as the 53-list). Molecular dynamics (MD) simulations confirmed the stability of their Mpro complexes, with the MMPBSA binding free energy (ΔG) ranging between -124 kJ/mol (glecaprevir) and -28.2 kJ/mol (velpatasvir). Despite having the lowest initial binding energy, velpatasvir exhibited the highest ΔG value for escaping the catalytic site during the MD simulations, indicating its reduced efficacy, as observed experimentally. Available inhibition assay data adequately substantiated the computational forecast. Glecaprevir and nelfinavir (ΔG = -95.4 kJ/mol) appear to be the most effective antiviral drugs against Mpro. Furthermore, the remaining FDA drugs on the 53-list can be worth considering, since some have already demonstrated antiviral activity against SARS-CoV-2. Hence, theoretical pK (K = inhibitor constant) values for all 53 drugs were provided. Notably, ΔG directly correlates with the average distance of the drugs from the His41-Cys145 catalytic dyad of Mpro, providing a roadmap for rapid screening and improving the inhibitor design against SARS-CoV-2 Mpro.