We develop a symmetry-based variational theory that shows the coarse-grained balance of work inflow to heat outflow in a driven, dissipative system relaxed to the golden ratio. Two order-2 Möbius transformations-a self-dual flip and a self-similar shift-generate a discrete non-abelian subgroup of PGL(2,Q(5)). Requiring any smooth, strictly convex Lyapunov functional to be invariant under both maps enforces a single non-equilibrium fixed point: the golden mean. We confirm this result by (i) a gradient-flow partial-differential equation, (ii) a birth-death Markov chain whose continuum limit is Fokker-Planck, (iii) a Martin-Siggia-Rose field theory, and (iv) exact Ward identities that protect the fixed point against noise. Microscopic kinetics merely set the approach rate; three parameter-free invariants emerge: a 62%:38% split between entropy production and useful power, an RG-invariant diffusion coefficient linking relaxation time and correlation length Dα=ξz/τ, and a ϑ=45∘ eigen-angle that maps to the golden logarithmic spiral. The same dual symmetry underlies scaling laws in rotating turbulence, plant phyllotaxis, cortical avalanches, quantum critical metals, and even de-Sitter cosmology, providing a falsifiable, unifying principle for pattern formation far from equilibrium.