Splicing cascades that alter gene products posttranscriptionally also affect expression dynamics. We study a class of processes and associated distributions that emerge from models of bursty promoters coupled to directed acyclic graphs of splicing. These solutions provide full time-dependent joint distributions for an arbitrary number of species with general noise behaviors and transient phenomena, offering qualitative and quantitative insights about how splicing can regulate expression dynamics. Finally, we derive a set of quantitative constraints on the minimum complexity necessary to reproduce gene coexpression patterns using synchronized burst models. We validate these findings by analyzing long-read sequencing data, where we find evidence of expression patterns largely consistent with these constraints.